Gary “Whatchew talkin’ ’bout” Coleman, is having marital troubles. After entering into matrimony at the age of 40 with 22 year old Shannon Price, it appears they wish to settle their differences on the television show Divorce Court.
Shannon claims that throws temper tantrums like a 5 year old and bangs his head against the wall while screaming. Gary defends himself by saying that for some reason his opinions don’t matter.
Some reports are claiming that Shannon feels neglected because Gary would prefer to play with his electric train than play wioth Shannon, if you get what I mean.
Perhaps some evil African sorcerer has shrunk poor Gary’s penis?
I am not certain you can fall a lot lower than Gary has gotten at this point. One must be really desperate to get to this point just to be back on televesion.
Which means, Gary, you get todays Chumpzilla Award. Uh, congratulations! You’re famous again!
