The Chumpzilla Award

April 26, 2008

Cary Baker, No Testicle Chump

Filed under: politicians — chumpzilla @ 1:28 am
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It seems that Florida residents have made popular a new car accessory. A hanging decoration designed to look like the scrotum of a bull and sometimes marketed under the label “Truck Nutz” is all the rage. One hangs them from the hitch of your pick-up or car in order to show that your particular track is male and “has a pair”.

Well,  Senate lawmakers in Florida have voted to ban the fake bull testicles that dangle from the trailer hitches .

Republican Sen. Cary Baker, a gun shop owner from Eustis, Florida, called the decorations offensive and proposed the ban. Motorists would be fined $60 for displaying the items.

Someone needs to let Mr. Baker know that these hallowed items are actually a representation of something that has been much venerated over time. The Milan Stock market is known as the “Borsa” and the Paris stock market is calledthe “Bourse”, both names derive from a late latin term for the scrotum of a bull. Why? Well, it seems it turns out that people found the skin made a perfect bag in which to carry money. Even in English, the term “purse” derives from the same piece of anatomy (yes, ma’am, I’m sure you are thinking of that when wondering if it will match with your favorite shoes). I do have to say that some people claim the word origin is the Van Der Beurze family of Bruges  who managed a warehouse and currency exchange in the medieval canaled city.

in any case, i could not testify (a wrod that comes from swearing one one’s family jewels in ancient Rome) as to which of the orgins is more accurate.

What I can easily attest to, however, is that Mr Cary is far too concerend with the decor of moving vehicles as a preoccupation of government. While he may be sporting a pair that allows him to waste govenremnt resources on such legislation, he certainly lacks a sense of humor which makes him todays Chumpzilla Award winner.

April 22, 2008

The Chumpzilla Award is Back……..!

Filed under: Uncategorized — chumpzilla @ 5:40 pm
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For several years i have been handing out Chumpzilla awards. The award goes to the person that has recently been the most taken in. it could be a politician taken in by advisors, a movie star badly manipulated by an agent (name a 5 letter word for pimp), or a whole nation taken in by nonexistent weapons of mass destruction (yes, you America, have been the recipient of a Chumpzilla Award).

Well after some time I began to get bored. Traffic to the site was down and I felt I was simply tooting my own horn (now, what could that be a euphemism for?).

But now I am back. Why? Well, maybe because I missed it. Maybe because my adoring fans bombarded me with emails telling me that I need keep naming the chumps out there. Maybe because the chumps deserve to have it pointed out to them. and maybe, just maybe, the occasional chump learns that he has been chumped and goes on to live a beter, chumpfree life.

So many chumps, so little time.

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